Mourinho (thinking..):Must make him spontaneously combust...
So for those of you who didn’t watch this match. Hard to believe since everyone in bloggosphere and twitter have been raving about the recent flood of el clasicos. But once again we’re back in square one–worrying about the next one coming up in less than a week. (I’m pretty sure the league planned these, rather than draw them…)
The beginning of the match Cristiano Ronaldo (of course) megs an embarrassed Pinto.
Cristiano Ronaldo: "Agh! Too late to dive now!"
Iniesta: "Maybe if I pretend to have the ball they'll all chase me!"
Pique: "*Pssstt* you can stop now Pepe, I think he won't give one out.."
Pique: "What?! But I didn't use my hands this time!"
Pep: "Offside??! C'mon ref, it's my birthdayyyy"
Sanchez does his best impression of a seal (unfortunately no goal)
Puyol beaks Newton’s law of gravity
Xavi: Come back down to earth!
Abidal whips out his guns
Abidal: Bang! Bang! Casillas
Messi gets bored
Messi: If it's raining...why am I not wet?
Cristiano Ronaldo: Mourinho said if I think REAL hard, he might explode...
Photographer: Can we go one match without a player losing their clothes?...